HYPEMOM

I play in a three-piece punk band called HYPEMOM.

We write antsy power-pop bangers that get your feet misbehaving and your cortisone levels bumping.

We’ve cracked our band identity.

Like everything else in NYC, booking shows takes a lot of self-promotion, networking, and social security numbers. After ten years, we’ve learned how to talk about ourselves.

Luckily, a few other people have talked about us, too.

It’s so nice of you to name your band after me, but don’t you think the other boys mom’s will be jealous? Maybe you should change your name to HYPEMOMS instead. And maybe you could scream less too. I’m sure the other moms would appreciate it.
— HYPEMOM on Instagram

We don’t like to brag about ourselves on Instagram.

We prefer doing it in the voice of a doting, nonplussed, mildly critical mother. Any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental.